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Wednesday, July 31, 2002

 

Anticipation Corner



I am now so wound up and excited for the new Anna Nicole Smith show on E! that I am actually lactating. Not figuratively. Creamy, splashy buttermilk is pouring from my engorged nipples.

Luckily, this will come to a halt on Sunday when Anna comes and takes away the pain of waiting and the ivory flow will be stanched.

It's really not so gross. It's soy-based.



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