Monday, June 17, 2002
I Swear to God I Fell On It Dept.--or--
If Only Richard Gere Had the Web That Time With the, Well, You Know...
If you have any use whatsoever (other than the giddy entertainment value it is sure to provide in its misuse) for the information contained in the following link, you are most certainly in the wrong place--your Google search has done you wrong, my friend.
But here it is.
[Scroll to the bottom of the page and you'll get the idea much faster.]
[I am somewhat ashamed I am linking to this.]
[Really. And it should go without saying these are not my x-rays.]
[But there, I said it.]