Tuesday, June 25, 2002
Apropos of Nothing Edition
Kansas City, Missouri is the "Greeting Card Capital of the World."
Sample card commemorating KC's coronation as Hallmark king:
Front Panel: "Congratulations on Being Named Greeting Card Capital of the World! How does it feel, KC?"
Inside Card: [cartoon of Kansas City's citizenry] "Please kill us all! We live in Kansas City!"
Back Panel: UPC Code, 1.95 US