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Friday, June 07, 2002


After He Eats Your Children, He'll Gnaw on Your Rattan Furniture For Kicks

Oberservers at Mike Tyson's weigh-in for his imminent fight with Lennox Lewis have noted that Tyson seems to be "in the best shape of his life." One onlooker noted, "He's also more mentally unstable than ever". After promising he was ready to "crush" Lewis' skull, Tyson dropped on all fours, barked the second verse of God Bless America.and wandered out into a busy intersection, where he spoke to confused pedestrians in the manner of an English butler before discharging a flare gun and collapsing from dehydration.

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